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Mom: Dad is making his curry stuff.
Me: Is curry alcohol?
Mom: No, it's spice.
Me: Oh right, sherry is alcohol.
Middle Sister: Hey, didn't Little Miss Muffet -
Me: That was curds and whey.
Middle Sister: Good. I was going to say "Wait, was she an alcoholic too?"

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