The Demon's Lexicon slash

I looked at ff.net, AO3, marmalade_fish, lexiconfiction, and skimmed every post at goblinmarket_sw. But I didn't see a single Alan/Jamie fic, only Nick/Jamie and Nick/Alan.

And I can't request it for Yuletide because I have already five possible fandoms. I may just write it myself when I've finished the second book.

Real update coming after class.